Funny Email.

My co-worker forwarded this email to me and I only think email forwards are funny once in awhile so I am posting this one because it's pretty funny. hehe

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving until 5:00.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear Twilight Fans,
Please realize that because Vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about Edward.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about global warming. Karma.
Sincerely, the Titanic

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know , let's Yahoo it..." Just saying.
Sincerely, Google

Dear 2010,
So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? What happened?
Sincerely, 1985

Dear windshield wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That little triangle

Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that door for both of us.
Sincerely, Jack. P.S. you let go.

Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed

Dear jsld;jafsdj;fj;s,
Please as;lkjdsfjjkdk.
Sincerely, Stevie Wonder

Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, the World

Dear skin coloured band aids,
Please make one for every skin colour.
Sincerly, Black people

Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain...no one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin

Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States

Dear World of Warcraft,
Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity.
Sincerly, parents everywhere

Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman

Dear customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies

Dear Global Warming,
You're the best imaginary friend ever!
Sincerely, Al Gore

Dear Ugly People,
Your're welcome.
Sincerely, Alcohol

Dear Mr. Gump,
What are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get...
Sincerely, Jenny

Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Beiber

Dear world,
Please stop freaking out about 2010. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish idiots invaded our country and we got a little busy, ok?
Sincerely, the Mayans

Dear White people,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans

Dear Dr. Phil,
Look man, there's only room for one fake doctor in this world and I was here first.
Sincerely, Dr. Pepper