Dear people with time, Where do you get it?
Dear money, Why are you so expensive? You and time are in some evil plan- I know it!
Dear BYU, Why don't you offer the classes I need in PROVO!!
Dear education, Something so expensive, worth it, but probably won't use again. Rocks, come on now.
Dear traffic, Why do you always put a slow person in front?
Dear age, How come as you get higher, everything on me gets lower?
Dear sugar, I hate your guts! But I need you in mine everyday- Aargh
Dear water, You're deeellllicious
Dear hipster girls, Why do you still wear Peter Pan boots, and belts around your ribs? Sooo 4 years ago..
Dear Nick, I love you.
Dear car, I am sorry I made fun of you at first. But with your tint job, I love you too.
Dear sleep, Why do I spend so much time with you? Nick might get jealous
Dear skateboarding, I promise to spend more time with you this summer.
Dear high heels, Why do I feel skinnier when I wear you?
Dear celebrities, You're boring. I'm over you.
Dear Peeps, You're asthetically beautiful to look at, but I always regret eating you.
Please feel free to add more in the comments... It's kind of fun once you get going.